A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected on this subject.
1000% of women agree.
Whoever wrote this is my new favorite person.
um so lemme get this straight…tiana starts her own business in a time where black women had next to no rights….mulan pretty much saves china and becomes a top ranking military official….but the annoying sister in frozen makes a throwaway line about being gassy and gets lauded as the the first feminist princess??
"I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it."
First of all HOW DARE YOU
Secondly WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY
it’s actually pretty cool, there’s a lot of shit we can figure out about ourselves in here.
"There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate a bureaucracy, build an organization, raise money, create a database, buy a house, love a child, spot a scam, talk someone out of suicide, or figure out what was important to me. Not knowing how to do these things is what messes people up in life, not whether they know algebra or can analyze literature."
William Upski Wimsatt (via truzi)
"And then God said “Let there be light” and introduced Patrick Dempsey to Ellen Pompeo."
A gameshow that forces male nerds into the unnecessarily sexualized outfits female video game characters have that they defend as “practical,” and then makes them do agility training
Ironically, the misogynistic female outfits would be FAR more agile than a big ass suit of armor and a 15lbs sword
PICTURED ABOVE: TUMBLR USER DAMIENPEPPER’S IMPECCABLE LOGIC
This is the Memorial to the Missing and contains over 50,000,000 pennies to represent the lives of each American child abandoned to abortion by a society and a culture that has embraced their destruction. We must prevent the need to add to this memorial. Take a stand. Get involved.
”How we treat the least of us defines us.”
"should I use this $500k to help struggling parents and pregnant people or should I put it in a glass box"
can somebody break this and give it to some real live kids who are actually starving right now
this is actually a perfect representation of the prolife movement
save the babies! prevent baby murder! we’re gonna put all our efforts into that!! we don’t want our tax dollars going to women for them to have sex!! we would rather put our money towards shaming women for having sex and punish them in every way possible instead of giving that money to already born children or women who are in that position who have chosen to give birth and help them!
shaming/control of women is the most important thing to them, not the actual lives and well being of children and mothers.
AU: "How do I even begin to explain Nurse Bohkee?"
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